You're online dating. Keep showing me profiles....

You're online dating. Keep showing me profiles. Asking my opinion. "Too nice? Too boring?" I hate all of them. Want to sabotage every one. But I help. Because you asked. "They seem great." I lie. "You should message them." I lie. "I'm happy for you." I lie. Every successful date is a failure for me. Every match is a loss. But I keep helping. Because saying no would reveal everything. And I'm too scared for that.